CKSWANSON: Life & Creative Influence

Splash of Color

2012-01-30T09:28:00.000-08:00

It may have been posted to YouTube 6 months ago, but I just witnessed it for the first time when watching some good 'ole DVR of Archer on FX... at least I think that's where. None the less, I thought it was a good, simple execution to tell the story... and who doesn't love the blatant BestBuy logo placement in there?!

Pin Up Girls!

2012-01-27T11:29:00.000-08:00

I love me some old school pin up girls and artwork, so when I saw this I felt compared to share it. And the close friend of mine, Mr. Eastman would be especially interested as well, so you're welcome Jermommy.

http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2012/1/27/chocolates-with-attitude.html

The Joys Of Fatherhood

2012-01-12T09:44:00.000-08:00

Getting to the heart of it all, Four Four Zero condoms new spot makes you rethink the wonderful 'Joys of Fatherood'... at least for the immediate future. Take a look...

Who's Blood?!

2012-01-02T14:31:00.000-08:00

The holidays bring on some pretty nice commercials and I think Best Buy had some of the best ones this season. However, the one that took the top spot on my list is one for the True Blood DVDs. It's a perfect holiday spirited spot with great casting and the delivery from the young girl makes it classic. If you haven't seen it, what are you waiting for? I didn't embed the video below for nothing.

BEST BUY SPOTS

The SF Zoo Needs Donations

2011-12-21T10:22:00.000-08:00

I love animals and advertising. Props to the team at my agency that produced the new work for the SF Zoo. Check out the article below on the ads and take a look at the creative. Shot in house with coworkers as models... oh, and of course we had our animal "teammates". Nice work to everyone involved! Makes me proud to be a part of this team. And if you're in a position to help donate to the Zoo, please do. Maybe with the donations, they can finally get an elephant. ::fingers crossed::

http://www.thesfegotist.com/news/local/2011/december/20/twofifteenmccann-helps-out-sf-zoo

Drunk History

2011-12-21T09:58:00.001-08:00

Not sure how I missed this before, but in the spirit of the holidays, there's no better way to catch up with these Funny or Die shorts than with the Drunk History of Christmas. Cheers to the celebs making cameos and bringing this drunken tale of Saint Nick to life. Now which one of my friends is going to offer up their rants for our version this year?! You know you want to.

Build Me A House

2011-12-20T10:48:00.001-08:00

I love architecture and beautiful design. But who doesn't? Well, I could philosophize on who might not, but instead, let me show you my future home.. or at least what I have planned for. it's won numerous awards and is in a city that i've only visited and always wanted to live in... New York. Check this bad boy out. Numerous floors, an inside-the-house-outside-courtyard and imagine what else you could turn the other spaces into! And well since it appears to be a bit big for just myself, or me and the BF... who wants to join us?! Any takers? Oh, and I assumed already that the dog in the picture comes with the place... but maybe I'll have to photoshop in my boxer/pit mix to really bring it to life.

Shit Girls Say... pt. Deux

2011-12-19T14:15:00.001-08:00

You knew that more was coming and it continues to ring true... enjoy more of the 'Shit Girls Say'.

Put Your Shirt Over Your Head

2011-12-18T22:47:00.000-08:00

If you haven't seen this, then here you go. If you have, then, well, good for you. It's a design made for tshirts around the time last year for the FIFA 2010 world cup. We all know players have a way of celebrating and this was a genius design. Pull it up, over and get ready to go bat shit crazy, "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!"

Walk Of Shame

2011-12-15T16:59:00.000-08:00

Any commercial that plays off the walk of shame must be good, right? Well, you'd at least hope so. This one works for me. It's relevant to the season and takes something almost everyone can relate to, rolls it into a short, but sweet little piece. So take note everyone, and 'avoid the walk of shame this season'.

Oh My Dog!

2011-12-14T12:11:00.000-08:00

I love me some packaging and well frankly I can't wait to have a dog. That whole space, time and financial commitment will have to wait a bit. But in the meantime I can appreciate the packaging for pooch products.

http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2011/12/13/oh-my-dog.html

SH*T GIRLS SAY

2011-12-13T12:09:00.001-08:00

You know you do these too. Don't lie. To not repost this gem to my blog would've been a crime. An injustice to the truths that are being put out there in the world. They need to be shared, glorified with a man in a wig and then spread across the interweb.

In The Chambers

2011-12-11T19:53:00.000-08:00

Oh yeah, it happened. We had our company holiday party. It was phenomenal. Had a blast, loved the space and everyone looked soo good. The venue was perfect and the cocktails were flowing. Food was served and the photo booth was a hit. Without posting every picture in the world, here's some snapshots that I was involved in.

Oh, and if you get the chance, I highly recommend checking out the venue. The space was great, revamped from the old Bambuddha Lounge at the Phoenix Hotel in the Tenderloin district of SF. I've not eaten a full service meal but the bartender (wish i could remember her name) that was working was great. She's got tattoos on her left arm, just in case you go.

http://chambers-sf.com/

Hilary. No, Not Duff.

2011-12-07T10:00:00.001-08:00

LGBT issues are everywhere. This video was taken of Hilary Clinton's Human Rights Speech in Geneva and if you have the time (30 min, the length of an useless TV show), I suggest and highly encourage watching it. If you don't have time.. make some. I'm not overly political, but I have a lot of respect, appreciation, and agreement for the message and efforts towards all human rights.

Seriously, It Gets Better.

2011-12-06T22:55:00.001-08:00

Many have already seen this, but I want to continue to spread the message and have yet to post this in my very own blog. It's something that I hold very close to me and am very proud to be a part of.

We all have a unique story. It's amazing. This is not contingent on race, gender, sexuality, religion, or age. For those who are young, and gay, and subject to bullying, there can seem like no end in sight to the torture, worry, anxiety and doubt that are daily experiences. I've endured this myself, and with the 'It Gets Better' Project, there was an opportunity to speak up. To tell my story in hopes that it will resonate with those who are looking for hope. To not give up, to continue marching on, realizing how utterly amazing this life is, and that they are as human beings.

My soccer club (The San Francisco Spikes) took the initiative to make our own video. To show not only our stories, but to provide a video by a gay sports team. Something not always directly associated with the LGBT community as much as other stereotypes. This was very important to us and couldn't be more proud of the results. A HUGE thank you to the crew who worked on this, the club for sponsoring, and Tim Kulikowski, a teammate and friend, for directing this effort.

The video posted on the 'It Gets Better' Project page

It Gets Better Project Homepage

And here's the short version on the 'It Gets Better' YouTube Channel

Watch it. Enjoy it. Spread it around.... oh, and don't ask me, "How gay are you?". Just watch the video. I'm sure you can figure it out.

Someone's Going In The Pool

2011-12-05T10:28:00.000-08:00

I will say, it says something about the company you work for when you come in, Monday morning and everyone's desk has been dawned with a "holiday party safety kit" of sorts. The 'kit' includes instructions (more like a warning), a "floatation" device and an emergency contact list that includes everything from taxi service (A Guy With A Van) to Planned Parenthood. I apologize now for whatever happens on December 9th... ok, no I don't.. but this should be epic to say the least.

Deadmua5 Does London

2011-12-03T10:01:00.000-08:00

Another reason I love advertising, and well, technology. Frankly I could do without the part for the Lumia phone, but after all, this is a promotional gig to promote the new gadget. They did keep it nice and to a minimum, at the end. To have been there for this experience would have been wicked.

Marriage Equality

2011-12-02T09:15:00.001-08:00

No, this isn't a political banter about what I think and what should happen... frankly because it's obvious and we all know it. But I did want to share recent videos that have virally taken the social world by storm.

First you have the Australian ad entitled, "It's Time" created to help move the country towards marriage equality, and I must say, it's genius. Beautifully shot and the story is simple. ANYONE can relate. It's how these stories should be told.

And then you have an incredible testimony from a young man raised by a lesbian couple in Iowa. His insight is poignant and his speech articulate. ANY parent would be proud to have this gentleman as their son. "Zach Wahls, a 19-year-old University of Iowa student spoke about the strength of his family during a public forum on House Joint Resolution 6 in the Iowa House of Representatives. Wahls has two mothers, and came to oppose House Joint Resolution 6 which would end civil unions in Iowa."

Dumber With Your Mouth Open

2011-12-02T09:09:00.001-08:00

In the spirit of everyone getting sick throughout the holidays (myself included), I thought I would share some TV spots that offer up some relief, and smart thinking. Because, of course, you should always remember that you look dumber with your mouth open.

and because we can't leave the adults out...

Turkey In The Desert

2011-12-01T20:22:00.000-08:00

For the first time, I was venturing out of California for a holiday. Thanksgiving this year was with the bf's family (for the first time)... in the desert. Phoenix, AZ to be exact. It was an adventure full of Peruvian cuisine, Guatemalan rum, brothers, sisters, parents, nieces, nephews, a bear-dog, gay bars, a bout with food poisoning (no, the family didn't do it to me), and then a 15 hour drive back to SF.

I for some reason didn't take into consideration the fact that when I got off the plane, I saw cactus. Didn't really think about the fact that I was going to actual desert, 100%, no ifs ands or buts.

Had a killer time, wouldn't change it for the world. That said, I will never be moving to Arizona. seriously, it's too flat, you need to drive EVERYWHERE, and well, I'm sure I'll melt when it's 110 degrees.

But thank you Arizona for the self realization and the fantastic holiday weather. Oh, and the cactus. I was thoroughly entertained.

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"

2011-10-17T15:26:00.000-07:00

Spots like this remind me of why I love advertising. Enjoy!

Short Stories... in the form of TV Spots

2011-04-22T15:36:00.001-07:00

I stumbled upon these ads recently and thought they were definitely worth passing along. Watch, enjoy and then get ready for more as the world of advertising produces some awkward, interesting and amazing stories... all in 30 second spots.

http://www.bestadsontv.com/ad/35772/DrugFreeorg-Save

http://www.bestadsontv.com/ad/35876/Skittles-Park

Leather Bound?

2011-04-01T09:22:00.000-07:00

New things breathe new life and it's invigorating. One of those involves a part of the community I have more recently been introduced to over the course of the last 15 months. That's if you don't count the last couple years of going to IML in Chicago. Don't know IML, Google it.

The opportunity is working with the Leather Alliance of San Francisco for a design of their logo. Finally a creative outlet to dive into and I couldn't be more excited. It's about time to get some creative energy flowing outside of what I do in the office Monday through Friday.

That said, I couldn't be more stoked to get started. Once things come along further, I'll make sure to keep posted updates. Until then I can't wait to hear reactions when Googling IML.

Touch It... You Know You Want To

2011-03-30T15:18:00.000-07:00

I love Skittles.... well, more appropriately I love their advertising. Their most recent release is a bit more interactive, and I couldn't be more overjoyed and unsettled all in one fell swoop. Take a look at their newest spot on YouTube HERE. Can't tell me your not just a BIT disturbed... and if you're not, then you're a creeper. End of story.

The point of this post is to show the innovative (albeit creepy) advertising in a world that can be cluttered with the mundane and expected. Reminds me with I love visual communication. and I thought everyone should experience it... at least once.

The BIG Move

2011-03-01T21:13:00.000-08:00

It's official. I've moved locations in San Francisco and couldn't be happier. From the ever-so-charming-and-colorful Tenderloin District (is my sarcasm clear enough?) to the ever-loved Mission Dolores area of the city. Just steps away from the park, where outdoor practice is held for the SF Spikes, and blocks from friends and the flaming Castro District. It's nice to not be crammed into a studio where you step over the homeless urinating on the stoop, and it's time to continue the climb set out forth in front of me.

That's all for now. Look out when the summer comes, the park becomes our backyard, and the frequent BBQ's are announced!

Community Driven

2011-01-27T15:22:00.000-08:00

I have, more so now than ever, an extreme appreciation for my community. Those in it, what they stand for and what we all do to improve it. That's why over a year ago I enrolled in an HIV vaccine study with the San Francisco Department of Public Health. As the HIV disease has become more present in my life and those around me, I have found that it is very important and near to my heart to get involved. People ask about the study - they wonder what it's about, some have preconceived notions, many want to know more - the reactions go on in all directions. One thing remains the same. No matter their orientation or viewpoint - I have the opportunity to educate.

If it mattered what was going to be thought about me, I wouldn't offer to put my face and my story out to the world for all to see. This is about doing what I can to connect with others to educate the community. I have never been so close to this disease before in my life. I am HIV negative and have many close friends who are HIV positive. I do this for them. I do this for those who don't know much about HIV. I do this because I want to make a change. The ad campaign with the Study is only the beginning and can't wait for what I have in the works for down the road.

If you're interested, check out the profile on me HERE. The ad is below. Sorry for the scan quality, but that's what I got, damnit! And next time you are loading up your Clipper card in the Church or Castro muni stations, you just might see my face.

A "Dream" Weekend & A Promise For 2011?

2011-01-12T09:31:00.000-08:00

He had a dream, and I have many, most of which I can't share, and as we enter into another fantastic year (yeah, it will be, because I'm going to make it), we're celebrating this holiday weekend by bringing another fundraiser event for the San Francisco Spikes Soccer Club. Of course I'm going to promote my team (also because of the flyer design), and of course it's going to be the first thing in 2011 that I've posted (because I am that behind on updating this blog).

Admittedly being very behind in these posts, I thought it was about time to start updating and making this blog what it was originally intended - about my life, and my creative influence. Thus, more regular postings to come... PROMISE.

Until then, enjoy a flyer with info on an always entertaining event. If you can make it, be there. It's going to get crazy... and a lot of you have Monday off, so you can fully partake in the festivities! You know you want to!

A Story for the Youth?

2010-10-02T19:36:00.000-07:00

As I was visiting my grandma last weekend, my mother was telling me a story I had never heard about my my little brother and how children deal with death (I can't tell you the story, it ruins my plans for it). It's been a 12 year brewing idea my mom has had to write a book based on this story.

Why does this mean anything at the moment? Well she has a wonderful story, it's my mom, and the whole idea she has for the book is fantastic.

With a feeling lately that I am craving something, I came to realize what it is... creativity. I need it and am going on a hunt. I need a constant feeling of being creatively satisfied. I want to help her craft this book, and I will. Just need to get her going on writing it all down...

Keep an eye out... I might very well be a published collaborator of a children's book in the future.

Jock Sunday - Round #2

2010-09-15T23:27:00.002-07:00

This weekend will mark the second time that the San Francisco Spikes will be hosting the Jock Sunday event at the Lookout here in SF. Many of you who know me as of late, have seen me (or not, now that I think about it) with the amount I have taken on at work with my new job, and trying to manage the administrative and volunteering duties (as I have before) for VICE, but to benefit the SF SPikes Club as a whole.

Well, it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't another fundraiser, and then one immediately to follow... so start off by swinging through this Sunday, the 19th of Sept. at the Lookout. Hang out with a great group of hot guys, have some drinks, and relax on a Sunday afternoon. Plus you'll be helping support our club, and the work we get to do in the community.

Then... end of September (the 26th), we expect to see you all at our Folsom Street Fair booth!

SF Spikes

The Lookout SF

Closing One Chapter, Only to Begin Another

2010-08-10T21:56:00.000-07:00

And so it is true. After months on of interviews and up and down emotions, I am into my second week working for McCann Worldgroup (McCann - SF)! The advertising giant that has been around for as long as the business itself it seems. I fully believe that things happen for a reason and for those NOT familiar with the process... I started interviewing at AgencyTwoFifteen, which is under the McCann Worldgroup family tree, specializing in the young adult market. After 12 interviews stretched across a number ofweeks, and multiple back and forth games to touch base, gain feedback, and keep the hope alive... it was decided. I was told I got the job... but they couldn't make an offer because the client was looking over their budget, and it might not be in their cards to afford the position. After a couple more weeks, it was decided; there were no funds. Thus, it was a no go, even though I got the position. However, in the belief that what is meant to happen will happen... about a week later, I got a call back from McCann. This time there was a better position at the McCann - SF offices open.I jumped at the opportunity, and after 6 more interviews with the team, I was formally given an offer, which I graciously accepted. And so it was. I finally got my first agency job, and with one of the biggest name in the business, none the less! It was so refreshing to feel that all the hard work, sacrifice, blood, sweat, and tears had paid off.

At the same time I accepted the offer to move into the insane world of Advertising, it was time to place notice to the hotel where I had worked for almost 4 years. I have so many fond memories, and insane stories to tell of the ongoings within those walls; not only with guests, but the crazy cast of coworkers that I shared time there with. It helped me get to where I am at and I will always look fondly on my time with the Kimpton family. Alas, it is time to move on, and while the learning curve is steep, I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Here goes everything...

Checking In?: Hotel Palomar

McCann - SF

It's Been A While...

2010-06-10T00:40:00.000-07:00

It's been a while, since I have taken the time to sit and write about... well, anything. What's going on? Well, the annual trip to Chicago was phenomenal. What can you say about good friends, killer weather, and a week vacation? Exactly! I was there for 6 days. First visiting friends and staying in Edgewater near Hollywood Beach was killer. Then it was into town to stay at the other Kimpton properties (given I work for them it was ideal). The Allegro and the brand new Palomar - Chicago we fantastic. It was of course IML weekend, which brought upon all kinds of fun and adventure, as it should. What the week also brought about was new friends, and a new thought on the actual possibility of moving. It's been an idea I've had for a while, and

so much so I had to send a picture to my partner and joke about already putting a down payment for a place in Boystown. None the less, it's been a while since I really gave thought to moving there. I also had to keep in mind that I always tend to visit during perfect weather. Maybe a flash rainstorm for 15 minutes here and there, but nothing even remotely close to the winter season. Would be fun, to actually step outside the blessed weather of California, and get all four seasons. Who knows, but this trip definitely reignited the drive to explore this vast world we occupy and with such an open mind.

On another note, it's has been a long while since I mentioned anything work related... as I tend to stray away from that. Good things are meant to be shared with others, and recently I was promoted to the position of Front Desk Manager at the property where I'm at. It felt like a long time coming, as school was always in the way of advancement, but no matter what; it's greatly appreciated, and I can't thank them enough for the opportunity to grow in my career. Even though it's not the field of study I recently graduated with a degree in, it is an accomplishment that I am very proud of having been in the Hospitality industry for almost 9 years. Wow! that's a long time when I hear it out loud.

It's been a while since I had a touch on a soccer ball, and this past week was pure bliss when I was able to get back to practice (the new promotion has kept a young professional very busy). It reminded me of why I started with this club to begin with. The competition, the camaraderie, athletics, and so on. The list is long when it comes to the Spikes and VICE Squad. It was recently a teammates birthday so as usual, after practice it was time to 'Carb-Up' at the local Firewood restaurant.
There is something special about this club, and has to be experienced to be known in its entirety. This weekend marks the end of the first season for the VICE Squad with a friendly match against Spikes II. It's going to be a doozy, costumes and all, but I can't wait. What a way to kick off the World Cup opening weekend. It was a personal goal once I graduated to get back into Soccer and organized sports, and I sincerely can't thank them enough for welcoming me with open arms. Go Spikes!!

Until next time...

Auctioning People?!

2010-05-01T14:33:00.000-07:00

Who said an auction only had to be for cars, collectibles, or rare artifacts? How about boys! Oh yes. Deco Lounge is hosting the Royal Daddy & Royal Daddy's 'BOY AUCTION' on May 16th. My partner is hosting this event, and with the recent events that have unfolded with our beloved Royal Daddy, all the support and love is essential, and appreciated. Come show support for the community, those involved, and the people who make this city one of a kind.

Bring out the big bills for charity of course, and bid on the prizes (boys). This event is going to benefit Magnet in the Castro district. Time to give back to the community organization that has given us so much. Winners get a dinner date with their boy, there are raffle prizes, performances, and of course, the legendary Michael Brandon is MC'ing the event. It's sure to be a good time, and the Royal Daddy would have it no other way!! We love you Ron.

Tough Mudder?!

2010-04-30T10:44:00.001-07:00

Sounds crazy, and IS. I had been considering a marathon as a goal I wanted to accomplish this year. It was something to train for, and see all the way through to fruition. However, I wasn't satisfied with just running (no offense at all to those who run them, my hat goes off to you). I was interested in something more... and when I had gotten busy with life (or maybe my short attention span), A great friend/trainer/rocker posted something on his Facebook about Tough Mudder. I checked it out, and bingo! Exactly what I was looking for.

The event falls in October, so that gives our team a solid 5 months to train. Now, having 2 personal trainers on the team, other marathon runners, and fit people makes for a nice balance (plus they can carry me when I collapse). Now I must ensure that I uphold my weight. It's going to be rough, but SO worth it. The course is 7 miles in Bear Valley, and includes everything from crawling through muddy tunnels, climbing over redwoods, fences, giant spools of cable, and even a school bus, and don't forget running through fire! I was looking for a challenge, and I think I found it, haha. It'll be a great way to get me back into shape (note: soccer definitely helps also, than you Spikes/VICE), and really push myself; mentally, emotionally, and of course physically.

What I'm also looking forward to is upon completion, aside from the party, there just happens to be a tattoo artist. Provided I finish, I will most definitely opt in to be branded with the Tough Mudder insignia. A symbol of accomplishment is in order. But ONLY if I complete the entire course... excuse me, I meant to say WHEN I complete it.

So the training must begin. It's time to swim in the bay, run though the hills all over the bay area, and hold on for dear life! This is going to be wicked...

And in case you're curious like I was about this whole mess, check it out!
Bear Valley Course
Tough Mudder

Who Doesn't Love a Beer Bust?! [Part Deux]

2010-04-22T15:18:00.000-07:00

Oh yes, it's that time again! The SF Spikes Soccer Club are hosting another Beer Bust Fundraiser at the infamous Eagle Tavern in the SoMa district in San Francisco. This time we are bringing the balls to a SPECIAL Saturday event. The details? I thought you'd never ask...

WHEN: Saturday, May 8th 2010 from 3p-6p

WHERE: The Eagle Tavern @ 398 12th St. [cross is Harrison]

WHAT: Beer Bust [$10] & fresh dogs and burgers from the grill! [keep your fingers crossed for MaMa Swanson's epic return]

It is for a cause as we send many of the SF Spikes overseas, and even some VICE Squad players to the Gay Games coming to Cologne, Germany this summer. What better way to help out a good cause than to drink and eat [something you are going to do anyway]? Beer, BBQ, and Soccer Studs to mingle with to start off your Saturday adventures. Nothing better! Check out the flyer I created, and I'll be keeping an eye out for you by the grill... or tap. Whichever it is, get ready for a good time, guaranteed!

SFSpikes.com

Ocean's Eleven

2010-04-11T23:26:00.000-07:00

It was a drab Sunday afternoon (April 11th, 2010 to be exact), and the moisture (ugh, i said it) was in the air, with the team coming together. Some teammates couldn't make it, as they were sick, some 'hungover', but none the less this game was happening! The rain seemed to have let up as the line up was solidfying... until everyone arrived at the pitch. Both teams were ready, present, and backing out was never an option. It was non-stop, 90 minutes, with no subs in the pouring rain. It was worth every minute of it, and has earned a spot as one of the most fun experiences I have had recently. You had to be in it to fully understand it. But in case you weren't I thought the team photo, post-game would help at least show the pitch that turned from turf... to ocean. GO VICE!

On the Flipside

2010-04-08T13:21:00.000-07:00

So it wasn't long ago that I started this blog, and with it, I introduced you all to a couple of words that I wasn't fond of (those of you who know me well don't even need to reference that post). Now, on the flipside, I thought I would bring to light some of the words and/or statements that I have been fond of lately. Whether a newly introduced word to my vocabulary by someone in my life, or something that I have found myself using for a while now, they are all fantastic. Yet again I find myself digressing...

Amazeballs - This word can be used at any time to describe the most amazing of times you have experienced. You know it, and I think you should use it. Sometimes life has those times/things that are just, well... AMAZEBALLS!

Shitiot - Thank you K.Tomas. talk about one of the most concise words used lately. It is succinct and to the point. My favorite word as of yet. So much so that I might have introduced everyone that I come in contact recently to it. It is so good that there doesn't even need to be an example of how to use it, because if it needed one, it wouldn't be that great.

point.blank.period. - Talk about straight to the 'point'. This is a phrase that should be added to a statement to emphasize your point... for example, "You shouldn't be wearing that shirt, point.blank.period" It helps put your point to rest, with no questions asked... with no room for discussion.

Irrelevant (see also: "That's Irrelevant") Everyone knows that I use it frequently in many circumstances throughout life and conversation(s). It's meant for multipurpose use. It helps get out of many a conversation. Like a roadblock in someone's verbal assualt. It's not only an answer, but also a deterrant.

Balls - This is a multipurpose word as well. When you're frustrated, irritated, or down right upset. Just like another, more harsh word in our vocab, this can substitute and sometimes out perform the other for expression of accurate emotions.

There are more to come over time, so keep your eyes and ears open.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

2010-04-04T23:13:00.001-07:00

So it is something for a son to come out to their parents, but it's another when the parents (or dad specifically) can come to terms enough to be sending his son gay jokes. Not in a negative or demeaning way, but in a way that is meant as playful and in good fun. Thought I would share the joke that my father sent me years ago. It was a sign that things would be ok. From the sense of uncertainty, there was a hopeful light. A realization that things would all work out... but I digress...

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"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a

beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

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Life Teaches Lessons

2010-03-30T09:07:00.001-07:00

There's only so many words that i can use to describe Chad. He was an and will always be an amazing person. Recently he has passed on into another part of life's cycle. I will never forget the lessons and inspiration that he has taught me. He has been and will always be remembered for his positive attitude and amazing friendship. You never fully realize what you have until it's gone, and the world has lost a phenomenal man. He will be remembered through his friends, family, and husband Vince. I met Vince years and years back when I lived in the East Bay. I soon after, met Chad. Both have given me such wonderful support, life lessons, and great times. True lovers of life, and the extent for which they both act within the community is down right outstanding! I love them both dearly, and Chad, you will sincerely be missed, but not ever forgotten.

Chad Droll Scalise Memorial Fundraiser

If you are unable to attend, but would like to make a donation, please send a check to:

Chad Droll Scalise Memorial Fund
c/o Wells Fargo Bank
3630 Mt. Diablo Blvd.
Lafayette, CA 94549
Please include the account # 5509885389 in the memo portion of your check.

The Celebration of Chad's Life will be held the following weekend April 25th, 3-9pm at the Colombo Club in Oakland.

Do You Really Need That?!

2010-03-17T22:02:00.000-07:00

I was recently noticing how much 'crap' we go through daily, how many things we hoard thinking that we may use it some day soon... when you know down right that you haven't touched it in 6 months, or even remembered you had it until you stumbled upon it yesterday (hey, I'm guilty). It's time to clean things up, reuse, and really recycle those things we can, that we know could be put to better use. Which brings me to this link for a video I found. Now I don't check this website out as much as I should, or like to. But when I get the chance, I always stumble across things I really like, and thus want to share with others. This time it was something for the youth of our world actually (don't make the noise when something sounds cheesy, because I know you did when you read that last sentence).

Nothing overly glamourous, polished, or stylized. However, the message, and inspiring nature of a form of recycling through design materials into a solid learning tool was phenomenal. Please take a moment to check out the link for the video. Share what you think, and then take something you can get rid of, and recycle it in a new way. I dare you...

The Global Literacy Project: My First Book

Other Links:

The Global Literacy Project

Ads of the World

Jocks & Jell-O Shots

2010-03-10T08:09:00.001-08:00

It's almost here... The RETURN of the infamous JOCK Sundays @ the Lookout Bar in the Castro district. This time, it's going to be kicked off hosted by San Francisco's own Spikes Soccer Team. Of course this means that I want you there to support the team, have fun, and well, because I organized a lot of this event. It's going to be a great time, so see the details the flyer I made, and show up ready for a wicked time!

WHAT: Jock Sunday RETURNS! Hosted by the SF Spikes Soccer Club

WHERE: Lookout Bar - SF (3600 16th st. @ Market)

WHEN: 4-7pm

WHY: It's a team fundraiser, and who doesn't want to enjoy a Sunday Funday with Jocks & Jell-O Shots?!

SF Spikes - The Lookout

It's Always Sunny...

2010-03-09T12:23:00.001-08:00

"Viva La Vulva!"

It's got a word, that based on past posts, you'd probably never hear come out of my mouth, let alone have my fingers type on a keyboard (without feeling filthy). Yet, a couple of friends recently introduced me to a show from FX that, as most things seem to be lately, I'm the last one on planet Earth to hear about it. None the less, I want to encourage anyone who is unaware that this show exists, to check it out. It's almost like The Office, yet it revolves around one of my favorite places... a bar. It's crude, and pushes the limits of socially accepted boundaries, which I can more than appreciate. If you haven't checked it out, do so. You're missing out. And I would hate for anyone else to be in the same boat that I was.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Me, Moving, And A Master's Degree?

2010-02-23T19:46:00.001-08:00

So as of late I have been giving thought a lot to the idea of moving. Out of the comfort zone that I have known my entire life. It's been a rollercoaster of ups and downs to say the least. An evolutionary road of self discovery, and it has come that a new chapter is coming into fruition. The biggest contender on my list for the city change... Chicago. It seems to be my first choice. Whether it is the friends that I have made while on holiday there, and those I've known to move there already... Or maybe the fact that I keep going back in the first place and never wanting to leave. I won't lie, New York is also a city for which both my heart and mind yearn to explore. I'm forever in search of things to keep my knowledge increasing, my experiences flourishing, and successes happening. I can see both in my future, but after seeing this new Master's in Branding program available in NY at the School of Visual Arts I am really taking into account what it is that I really want out of life. Upon graduation, and throughout the last 5 months, having not landed the industry gig just yet, a sense of reflection has come over me. Not in any way a bad thing, but an honest awakening to what my goals are. What aspirations I have for myself, and more importantly, for my future. I will undoubtedly miss the family, friends, and foundation I have established in San Francisco, but I know that I will inevitabley return to the 'City by the Bay' at some point in my life. I mean this IS my first home, and damnit... I LOVE THIS CITY!

A friend, and former teacher in college once told me something as we left from a mountain retreat that comes to mind right now... 'In order to say hello again, you must first say goodbye'.

It is essential for me to grow as an individual, professional, and a genuine lover of life, that I make a move... sooner rather than later. I would not be able to accept that one day, as I'm on my death bed, looking back, and wondering why I never gave it a shot. I settled, in one area, my entire life. That WILL NOT be the case with this wicked ride. And to add to my appreaciation for my current residence, I need to be without it to truely respect and acknowledge it.

What the future holds... as cliche as it sounds it rings loud and clear... that only time will tell.

This has been the most personal and more 'serious' post I've had on this blog, and I sincerely appreciate those who take the time to read it.

The Spikes III

2010-02-17T12:00:00.000-08:00

So another teammate and I ventured to create a logo for the Spikes III team that we're on. We had a couple revisions, but with his drawing ability, and my design knowledge of what he calls, "new media" we put it together. So here we have the new logo for the Spikes III. Now it's time to order jerseys!

Who doesn't love a BEER BUST?!

2010-02-12T11:00:00.000-08:00

The fund raising season is upon us! Mark your calendars, and get ready for the Spikes to host a Beer Bust in the SOMA district of San Francisco. The details? No worries, I've got you covered.

WHO: The San Francisco Spikes
WHAT: Good times, Hot soccer players (and company of course), Free food, and All-You-Can-Drink Beer for ONLY $10
WHERE: The Eagle Tavern (398 12th Street @ Harrison)
WHEN: February 28th, 2010 // 3pm-6pm
WHY: Because everyone likes like eye candy, free things, and partying for a good cause.

This is the flyer I created for the event, and I expect to see everyone there. No questions asked. You don't have to stay all day, or spend lots of $$ (although it would be appreciated for the team of course). It's a good time... and I don't have friends who don't love good times! If you're on Facebook (and who isn't?) then check out the event page, and COME OUT!

Spikes Facebook Event Page // Spikes Website

DESIGN TIME!

2010-02-09T15:51:00.000-08:00

A couple quick things design related that I think are worth checking out...

Books/Annuals like Communication Arts, and others that bring to the masses the best in design are a great reference, tool, and look into what's being done. I've mentioned the Dieline before for package design, but I want to point out their new release. It's called "Box, Bottle, Bag", and I can't wait for my copy.

Another collateral design blog entry that I think is worth checking out is the following link from YouTheDesigner. A good friend, and fantastic designer, Cortney Cassidy posted this link off of her Facebook, and I love it. Check out the 83 Crazy/Beautiful designs. Well worth peruising over it.

So there you have it. Some design stuff for you to indulge in. Soak it up, and get to designing something phenomenal!

I got more on the Spikes coming up, so keep your eyes peeled!!

Ready to get Spiked?!

2010-01-28T15:44:00.001-08:00

So, as it turns out, after a little bit of perseverance, some life changing events, and with a new mindset in 2010... I have joined the SF Spikes. After playing soccer for 8 years in my youth, and wishing that I had never given it up for the past decade, I was determined to get back into the game. And so it has come to fruition that I went to an open practice last weekend, and, well, I'm HOOKED. Welcome back to the days of old. And if you are wondering...yes, it is a gay soccer team in San Francisco... shocking I know! It's a great group of guys, and we are starting a third team within the organization.

With practice starting next week, I've been conversing with the coach (who seems to know me all too well already) about a name for this third incarnation of the Spikes. I'm taking in all ideas, as we are going to embark on creating a logo/emblem for our jerseys, banner, etc. Any ideas? Suggestions? I won't share just yet what I'm working on in my head, but NOTHING is out of bounds on this one. Once created, I'll be sure to keep it posted. It'll be good... would you expect any less?!

Until then, I will be keeping up on all the other projects in the works, like volunteering for Pride 2010 and their marketing, my involvement in an HIV vaccine study, freelance projects, the ever illusive job hunt for something in my industry... and of course all the other craziness that will ensue on the journey of the CKS 2010 Comeback Tour!

Keep your eyes peeled my friends, it's only just begun... and that's a promise!

I am a Front Desk Agent

2010-01-20T00:37:00.001-08:00

Most everyone knows that I have spent the larger part of the last 8 years working in the Hospitality Industry. It has been one of the most interesting, fulfilling, tiring, frustrating, eye-opening, shocking, boring, draining, stressful, rewarding, and cultural experiences I could ever have been a part of. So much so that with all the guests, their complaints and stories, trannies, hookers, fights, coworker drama, corporate on goings, bums, fraud, and all around insanity of human behavior, I could write a pretty damn entertaining book (or series).

With this small bit being said, it was a new manager who has come into the Front Office department that decided to share a little something with the staff. As managers we try to keep the employee morale up, and this was a nice little introduction into his style and sense of humor. I share this with everyone because if you have never worked a front desk, you might finally understand what it's like after reading this. If you have worked the Front Desk in a hotel before, then this will be like music to your ears. After reading it I thought that finally, someone else had put into words how it is. Enjoy!

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I am a Front Desk Agent

I have advanced degrees in Accounting, Public Relations, Marketing, Business, Computer Science, Civil Engineering, and Swahili. I can also read minds.

Of course I have the reservation that you booked six years ago even though you don't have the confirmation number and you think it was made under a name that starts with "S".

It is completely my fault that the blizzard shut down the airport and you have to sleep in a warm king-size bed while 5000 of your co-travellers are sleeping in benches at the airport. I am sorry.

It is not a problem for me to give you seven connecting, non-smoking, poolside suites with two king beds in each, four rollaways, 3 cribs, and yes, I can install a wet bar. I know it is my fault that we do not have a helicopter landing pad.

I am a Front Desk Agent. I am expected to speak all languages fluently. It is obvious to me that when you booked your reservation for Friday on the weekend we're sold out that you really meant Saturday. My company has entrusted me with all financial information and decisions, and yes, I am lying to you when I say we have no more rooms available. It is not a problem for me to quickly construct several more guest rooms. THIS time I will not forget the helicopter landing pad. And it is my fault that everyone wanted to stay here. I should have known you were coming in, even though you had no reservation. After all, you stay at our brand of hotel all the time, 300 nights a year, and this is only the first time you've ever been to our city.

I am a front desk agent. I am quite capable of checking three people in, two people out, taking five reservations, answering fifteen incoming calls, delivering six bath towels to room 625, plunging the toilet in room 101, and restocking the supply of pool towels, all at the same time. Yes, I will be glad to call the van driver and tell him to drive over all the cars stuck in traffic because you've been waiting at the airport for 15 minutes and you've got jet lag.

I am a front desk agent, an operator, a bellhop, houseman, guest service representative, housekeeper, sales coordinator, information specialist, entertainment critic, restauranteur, stock broker, referee, janitor, computer technician, plumber, ice-breaker, postman, babysitter, dispatcher, laundry cleaner, lifeguard, electrician, ambassador, personal fitness trainer, fax expert, human jukebox, domestic abuse counselor, and verbal punching bag. Yes, I know room 112 is not answering their phone. And of course I have their travel itinerary so I know exactly where they went when they left here 9 hours ago, and what their cell phone number is.

I always know where to find the best vegetarian-kosher-Mongolian-barbecue restaurants. I know exactly what to see and do in this city in fifteen minutes without spending any money and without getting caught in traffic. I take personal blame for airline food, traffic jams, rental car flat tires, and the nation's economy.

I realize that you meant to book your reservation here. People often confuse us with the Galaxy Delight Motel, Antarctica. Of course I can "fit you in" and yes, you may have the special $1 rate because you are affiliated with the Hoboken Accounting and Bagel Club.

I am expected to smile, empathize, sympathize, console, condole, upsell, downsell (and know when to do which), perform, sing, dance, fix the printer, and tell your friends that you're here. And I know exactly where 613 Possum Trot Lane is in the Way Out There subdivision that they just built last week.

After all, I AM a Front Desk Agent!

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http://www.impulsenine.com/homepage/pages/humor/frontdesk.html

It's Hid... in the Lid

2010-01-16T22:52:00.000-08:00

So when I find new things, I naturally want to share them with others... ok, well maybe not everyone (or everything)...

Given that I have been trying to take my health into consideration more in 2010 (isn't everyone?!), I was introduced to the Activate Drinks by a coworker and good friend (you know who you are... Washington D.C.). Now I am fond of the packaging, but more intrigued with the concept and how that plays into the execution of the packaging, branding, and actual product overall.
The tagline struck me (not in the best of ways either), 'It's Hid in the Lid'. I get that you are trying to rhyme, clever. It does make sense to the product, but sounds like something you mention when talking about a new engine and doesn't roll off the tongue like I want it to [insert crude joke here]. It's the concept for this round of vitamin waters that was a bit more interesting to me. According to Activate, normally the vitamins deteriorate when they sit in water. Thus, they keep them separate in the cap of the drink... giving you 'control' as to put them into it. You twist the top, and it's a release of vitamin goodness. See the picture below for packaging, etc.
In a sick little way I'll admit it, they got me. It worked, ok, I give in. I like your product... but will I make the conscious effort to buy it? That's the question. Kudos on the concept, let's see how it plays out in the fitness 'craze' that has been playing out with society as of late. Maybe we'll see people, like usual purchasing a product to put forth the image of being healthy... hello! There's more to it than wearing track pants, carrying around a vitamin water and a sweat towel, but I'm sure we all already knew that.

The English Language

2010-01-12T10:45:00.000-08:00

Starting a New Year breeds reflection...obviously. Well, I've done some reflective thinking about the English language. For those who know me, I'd assume you recall that there are a number of words that I am not a fan of in this worldwide dialect. The list is ever growing, and I'm sure that I've missed some along the way... which I will elaborate on at a later date once we have compiled more. Some may not be 100% G-rated, so my apologies... Shall we begin?

Moist - one, if not the worst word I can think of. Never a good use for this, even when talking about cupcakes, or a slice of birthday cake.

Orifice - It might share the top spot with "moist" and when you combine the two... it's appalling.

Milpitas - So it's a town with the Great Mall, who-ho! Let's face it. This sounds like an STD that you would be embarrassed to admit, even to your physician.

Schmere - so some like it on bagels, but frankly, this word is gross. I don't want "schmere" on anything I am going to ingest.

Wharf - Living in San Francisco... working in a hotel... I have to direct people to the Fisherman's Wharf everyday. And anytime I say it, I want to throw up a little. It sounds bad, and can be a physical struggle to get out.... everytime.

Ointment - I feel like 'oinking' when saying this. It's a strain to say, and whenever you have to use it, it's usually not a good sign. Maybe you should get some in case your "Milpitas" starts to flare up again.

Chaffing - never good. end of story. you know it's not a good thing, and never will be. Plus the sound of saying it isn't pleasant.

Areola - seriosuly. say it out loud. It may roll nicely with the vowels but sounds like nothing more than a pasta noodle.

Vulva - It's not a car, and something I want nothing to do with. Plus saying it is terrible. Try it.

So there it begins. Some of the words that I am not fond of in the English language. Please, do share with me any that you can think of holding a special place in your heart (You may just help me in adding to this list). Eventually I'll share the combined words that should never be placed together... those can become down right offensive.

Hopefully this year, a majority of these words will disappear from mine... and everyone else's vocabulary.

Here's to hoping!

Package Design

2010-01-09T19:15:00.000-08:00

I was going through old emails in my Yahoo! account (because it's time to clear things out!), and I pleasantly came across this one from The Dieline that I thought would be worth checking out... especially for all those who are into package design. It is something I could look at ALL day long... which has been called 'sickening' by others in my life. None the less, I find it inspiring to see the work of others in such an amazing and vast industry. Even though this is just beverages, the branding, identity and personality that can be given to a product just through the way in which it is packaged is phenomenal.

I'm interested to see what others think about these, and which are your favorite...?

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http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2009/09/50-favorite-beverage-designs.html

CKS Comeback Tour 2010

2010-01-08T16:32:00.000-08:00

This is where the wicked ride starts. 2010 is not going to know what hit it when I am finished with it. If 2009 has taught me one thing, it is that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. Without a doubt. This blog is something I am going to utilize for updating projects I'm working on, creative influences I find in the world, and anything else that I see fit to mention. So here's to the new year, an improved me, and one heck of a ride! 2010 is going to get spanked.